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Asus Puts The "NO" in Nova

I really wanted to like this more, but C'MON!!! ONE frakin' measly gig of RAM???? Vista will plow through that like some...weird...thing...that can never get full from eating...stuff...

Digital Frame Pwns Grandmothers

That's right...no more complaining from your analog-happy grandma that she doesn't have enough pictures of you. Just snap a bunch of digital pics, FedEx an SD card to the old lady then sit back and enjoy the accolades! Why, other people will bum out their own grandchildren while regaling them with tales of your awesomeness. And it will only cost you $260. Now if someone told you that for $260 you could rinse the grime of familial guilt from your brain, wouldn't you do it?

Technology Talk Is Dangerous to Ovaries

Me to Samsung: "You Like Card Games---I Get It." The Ace is actually is a decent follow up to the Blackjack II on the Sprint Network. If you don't mind a lack of wifi but enjoy a slim, easy to use phone running the Windows Mobile 6 platform, then get it. Or don't. I'm not your mother.

Robot News

Electrocute Your Pickle

Watch as I narrate a thing which you, of course, shouldn't try at home!!!